Cocoa puffs, banana

I gathered all my culinary skill and poured that milk like a pro, one-handedly, no spillage, from a gallon. I brought out my brand new 8" chef's knife, sharp as knives come, and sliced that banana with the confidence of a samurai and the silent swift deftness of a ninja.

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Which is the same thing as

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Except without the Ps and with less sound waves.

It turns the milk to chocolate! That fills my heart with joy and wonder.