Showing posts with label couscous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label couscous. Show all posts

Thursday, May 5, 2011

swordfish, couscous


This is swordfish picked up from the market today. I did not ask, but I have no reason to doubt it was previously frozen as part of its ordinary processing. The small flounder filets yesterday were so extraordinary, as far as tiny flounders go, that I wanted to try again poaching in oil on low heat but using a thicker piece of fish this time. This too worked beautifully, and now this is my favorite way to prepare fish. The problem is, it takes a lot of oil and I hate to waste it, so another jar of olive oil must be retained specifically for poaching fish. 

The oil never exceeded 180℉ / 82℃, mostly around 175℉℉ / 79℃, and the internal temperature of the fish section was gently raised to 145℉ / 63℃. These were not target temperatures, they're just the temperatures that happened by experimentation. I was looking for the fish flesh to denature, to observably change from shiny-opaque to whitish-opaque. The swordfish did bubble very slightly while poaching, but it never sizzled nor did it pop. 






Couscous from the bulk bins at Whole Foods. How I love those bins. They're fun! You can wander around the bin section wondering to yourself, "What in the heck is this?" Then ask somebody. I yak it up with people. I ask them, "What is that you're scooping?" Then they tell me. They're always very nice. Maybe I'm annoying. 

Did I ever mention the time I was looking for anchovies in the import aisle, the Italian type anchovies packed in salt, but all I could find was the kind I already had at home in little jars. I asked a woman in the aisle if she happened to see anchovies. She smiled, approached me and began looking at the same spot I was already looking. She walked right up to me through the edge of my personal space. Then much closer than people usually approach. I dipped down to a lower shelf. She dipped down too. I rose back up. She rose back up. I moved down the aisle. She moved down the aisle. Had she been a Belgian Sheepdog I would have understood the close by heeling position but as it was I never experienced a woman do this, a perfect stranger, attach herself so closely to my person out in public. Was it my imagination? I moved back to the original spot, she matched my movement. I went back down the aisle again, she went back down the aisle. 

She's smelling me! 

How late I am to the realization. I had spritzed a spray of Antonio Banderas' Blue Seduction under my knit shirt before I heading out. It is a very light eau de toilette, barely noticeable actually, which is probably why she tagged so closely, having given her a reason to do so. I always thought of the cologne as citric, but looking at the ingredients now it's all regular spices with nothing at all exotic. I usually avoid scents, but that single reaction caused me to elevate the cologne to my favorite. 



Classic couscous is a labor intensive process of dampening semolina and rolling it in the hands to form pellets that are then coated with regular flour and then sieved. The particles that fall through the sieve are processed again. Semolina is wheat that is cracked by rollers. The space between the rollers is adjusted to be slightly smaller than the wheat grain. The bran and the germ of the wheat is flaked off while the endosperm is cracked into coarse pieces. Sifting separates the particles from the bran resulting in semolina. Then the semolina is ground further into flour. 

Modern couscous is already steamed then dried. So it's instant! This bears very little resemblance to classic couscous, but hey, it's who we are. Deal with it. To prepare, mix 1.5 parts boiling water to 1 part couscous, along with anything your little heart desires. Com'on use your imagination.

Some of these diced vegetables ↓ are heated in olive oil first, some of them are not. It was a matter of impulse. They each could have been heated, they each could have been raw. 


The ingredients are combined, the hot water added, then covered tightly for 5 minutes. 


Then fluffed. This small bowl was full and insufficient size to handle the expansion of fluffing. The contents were transferred to a larger bowl, vigorously energetically fluffed, seasoning adjusted, then plated. When the remainder was returned to this original bowl, it completely filled it. Like magic. It was like the miracle of loaves and fishes all over again except couscous this time. "Lord, why dost thou perplexeth me so? Dost thou exerciseth thine creator prerogatives and playeth thine Lordly games with mine tender human sanity? "


I thought feta was cheap, but it's not. Most of what was available was goat cheese. For some reason sheep cheese seemed nicer. Sheep are fluffy and nice, goats are are kind of gross, so I went with sheep. Do you ever see plush toy goats? No, you don't. But you do see plush toy sheep so even kids know sheep are nicer than goats. 

Plus, once my brother and I went into a Middle Eastern grocery store to explore. I had already been in there before and upon entering right by the front door I opened up a freezer cabinet expecting ice cream or popsicles inside but instead there were a couple of frozen sheep heads and sheep eyeballs staring deadly back up at me. I nearly pooped myself. I wanted my brother to poop himself too so I convinced him to stop in there with me and explore, but I was totally bummed out to see they removed the freezer and there were no freaky sheep heads to be seen anywhere. 

Instead we tried samples of their feta cheeses. The guys were so friendly, they kept giving us more and more samples until we tried them all. Then my brother was ready to skip off. I go, "Dude. These guys aren't in the business of handing out samples. We gotta buy something." So we bought some of each. We agreed that we liked the French feta best.  


Tuesday, January 11, 2011

couscous



The diminutive compact woman at the store said to her husband in Spanish, "Get one of those in the back." She was standing on tippy toe reaching for the radicchio on the top shelf beyond her touch. 

I never cared for radicchio myself and I was curious what this woman intended to do with it so I said directly to the woman, 

"May I ask, how do you cook that? Do you cook that? Do you eat it raw?" 

The man withdrew, he was having none of it. In broken English and with some hesitation, the woman formed her hands in the shape of bowl and said, 

"I make cups from the leaves. You know? And put inside chicken. You know?" 

She was shocked that a stranger would abruptly approach her that way public, but quickly realized the question was honest and here was a chance for her to be useful and put the boy some knowledge. I saw her open and bloom right before my eyes, at least resign herself to the unsolicited contact. I think that I sensed, "A white guy!" Her husband stayed in the background. I held contact with the woman. 

"But isn't it bitter?" 

She answered, 

"No, oh no. It isn't bitter at all. I have lettuce," 

she used her hands like sign language again, 

"and this (radicchio). Like a bowl. You know? Like a bowl. Filled with chicken and other things." 

I decided to give it another try. 

"Ok, if you say so. I'll try it again. But it better not be bitter. Hahaha. Thank you." 

"Oh, no. It's not bitter. You see." 

It's bitter as hell and I hate it. 

I renamed these things ridiculio because they are ridiculously bitter. 

But its bitterness is mitigated by searing so searing it is. I must get rid of this awful thing somehow. That anyone can eat this raw and not find it bitter is beyond me. 




One of the pork chops from yesterday is recycled into this. The pork chops are still great by themselves warmed up individually. I am amazed all over again how tender and fantastic they are when I heat one.

A package of couscous is combined with the vegetables and diced pork chop. The liquid includes sake, juice of one lemon, and the last of the duck stock prepared earlier from the Christmas duck. Now it's all gone.

I intended to toss out the flavor packet in the box of couscous but there wasn't one. The little extra bits advertised on the box are mixed right in with the couscous granules. Those included a few currants seen here and there, and upward to six or eight pine nuts. Pathetic.

This box of couscous is not my type of thing at all, in fact, it runs counter to my entire philosophy. It is an affront to the tenets of my made-up food-religion so it's presence in my pantry is blasphemy and knife in the heart of all I hold dear. <--- possible hyperbole. I do not recall how it got there. Those sneaky bastards from the CIA (Culinary Institute of America) are up to their impish tricks again, creeping in here when I'm sleeping or gone and switching out things in my pantry again, trying to make me lose my religion. It's the only reasonable explanation. This forces me to re-hide my backup house key. Why oh why do they bedevil me so?

Way up there on the plate ↑↑ is also the fruit compote from yesterday. It too is just as good now as then. Mixed vegetables and mixed fruit with tender pork chop. Does it get any better than this? Maybe.


onion
celery
mushroom
courgette
radicchio
pork chop
red bell pepper
asparagus
capers
sake
lemon
duck stock
S/P