strip steak

This is an ordinary strip steak with a salad. 

The photo is out of focus, I know, but I needed it to show how misleading the packaging is -- because who knows? -- this is America and people are sued for less.

It turned out to be two strips, not one. You know what? I'm getting a little tired of being faked out like this all the time. It's not a big deal, but I don't like it when a thing is package to appear as a simple single steak and upon opening the package it turns out to be two thinner strips pushed together to look like one wide one. Like a plain old ordinary NY strip steak, except it's not, it's two goofy thin steaks. Is it too much to ask for straightforward responsible packaging? It's enough to drive me off to more reliable meat-sources.

I should mention I'm here with a friend and we're playing a game. We're watching Guy Fieri, the host of Diners Drive-ins and Dives and we already started taking a shot of tequila every time Fieri says, "Look at that!"  If Guy were a Thomas Harding novel he'd be Tess Doucherville.

So I stuck the meat with toothpicks to hold it together as a normal single steak  to better control *drinks* the internal redness. Otherwise it would most likely overcook. Not a bad thing in itself but I do not want that. 

Bacon is fried in  *drinks* the cast-iron pan along with the steak. The idea is to have bacon bits for the salad, if the bacon manages to last that long.

The salad *drinks* Come on. Look, Stupid, you're on the TV. What else would we be doing if not looking at that? Sheesh. "Sheesh," that's a funny word. Sheesh sheesh sheesh sheesh sheesh The salad will be prepared as the cooked steak rests. The steak takes only a few minutes so there's no point in trying to do them both at the same *drinks* time. 

Gimme that!

Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha. Okay what? 

So I scrounge aroxlkkd for some stuff an putitinit. And sahke it aroun d n toss it.  *burp* 

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